Did you hear about the startup founder who got arrested? Turns out, when his investors asked him to show “explosive growth,” building rockets in his garage wasn’t exactly what they had in mind.
(January 7, 2025):
"Why did the startup founder pitch a VR roller coaster called the exit strategy? Because the VCs wanted an IPO that was thrilling as the climb up and still had the seat belt when it was the time to get off."
(November 26, 2024):
"Why did the startup founder develop self driving office chair? Because the VC said they wanted to move for work forward without any pushback."
(March 18, 2025):
"What's a VC's favorite yoga pose when fundraising downward. Downward valuation. It's easier to stretch expectations that way."